General &Media &Money &Politics SpinMeister on 20 Mar 2005 12:05 pm
Tubular Times
In an act of compassionate brilliance, United State Congress ordered blood transfusions from steroid using baseball players into the brain-damaged Terry Schiavo. “It is the American Way, and darned good sportsmanship too, for the super strong to care for the super weak,” declared a congressman from New Mexico.
In a related story, weakened by high fuel prices, SUV owners stood vigil and prayed for government passage of a large oil transfusion from the Alaskan Wildlife Refuge.
One Response to “Tubular Times”
on 23 Mar 2005 at 9:51 am 1.Cecil Vortex said …
Well there it is. I mean, really. There it all is.