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Media &Spiritual SpinMeister on 16 Jul 2005 02:29 pm

Movie Crashers

Owen Wilson says

Most likely I’ll only see “Wedding Crashers” when it goes to DVD. Those who need summertime head-in-the-sand escapism, then take heart. Newspaper reviews cheer…

  • FUNNIER THAN “ANCHORMAN!”
  • HEAD AND SHOULDERS ABOVE “DODGEBALL!”

Hey man, that sounds great. I’ll bet it’s even funnier than “Million Dollar Baby” too. Unfortunately some real unhumorous critics, probably liberal gay marriage soreheads wrote…

  • RECYCLED “PORKEY’S” ERA GAGS.
  • UNLIKE “OLD SCHOOL” and “STARSKY & HUTCH.”

Geez, the competition is tough. The bar gets raised higher every day, dammit!

Have to admit I’ve grown weary of Owen’s poo poo lips face. This may be Wilson’s Jim Carrey turning point where in his next movies he will be curled up in a fetal ball questioning his existence. Can’t he stand up for something real, like Scientology, which looks like 1950’s repackaged Vedanta Yoga… or is he just trapped in a swampy Butterscotch Stallion controversy?

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