Thoughtful Preparations: Media Spin Blog

The JELL-O brand history goes back almost 100 years, and there is even a JELL-O Museum Gallery in LeRoy, NY.

JELL-O (hyphenated, not jello moron!) first entered computer graphics in 1987 when Paul Heckbert was looking to stretch the rendering R & D being done on ray tracing. Ten years later Paul put me in touch with an ambitious sculptor, Daniel Wurtzel, who was designing large scale gelatin objects. Daniel had me try 3D renderings of his JELL-O mold ideas, but 2D Photoshop sketches turned out to be better concept renderings. His entire Gelatin Sculpture Proposal is online here at Media Spin.

Daniel tried fabricating the gelatin objects and was confronted with many physical challenges such as temperature, dust, mass versus surface tension. Having outgrown JELL-O kid’s stuff, Daniel has moved on to the phallic and militaristic symbolism with Rubber Bullets. This QuickTime movie shows a young lady in the gallery playfully interacting with the tall, glowing dildo totems. The Sharper Image had better stock up on these babies!

But hold on… JELL-O is no longer kids stuff! Adults once again have perverted a nice innocent dessert, with JELL-O WRESTLING! Sweet green slime! Gory red goop! The new dessert treat is a singles dating ritual in which partiers return to the primordial gelatinous ooze. I guess it’s a fun way to lick your opponent. Make JELL-O, not war.

Remember those little blinking eye Crackerjack prizes? Lenticular displays have grown up into a medium worthy of Pixar 3D animators and fine art photographers, such as Brian Loube’s photo above.

“I’m thinking how cool it would be to have an animated business card“, the geek entrepreneur ponders. What exactly is a lenticular? Find plenty of descriptive information at WiseGeek. There are also Photoshop plugins and actions floating around for you do it yourselfers, but you’ll still need to buy the plastic lenses. I attended a SIGGRAPH Studio that provided the tools and materials to create lenticulars from your images on site at the conference.

In these recent days of Pope John Paul II‘s passing, there has been great attention to religion and God’s earthly presence. Some even see the Virgin Mary on a concrete wall stained by salt water. I think it looks like something less sanctified, but to each their own.

The Catholic Church‘s conclave and selection of the new Pope reminds me a bit of the U. S. government and Supreme Court. In the real world of business it is very rare to see a 78 year old man chosen for a top position. Religions and governments, being very good at soaking the masses for their funding, appear to be great retirement homes for the good old boys.

Johnny The Baptist is a good old boy who was not eligible for the papacy, and found his pathway to Salvation through the School of Hard Knocks. If you are looking for some kind of honest redneck inspiration, his rugged life story is worth a look.

More of the same in software food chain evolution, Adobe announced it is acquiring Macromedia. Of course this is a big buzz all over the Internet, so I had to get my 2 cents in.

Many say it’s Adobe’s defensive move against giant Microsoft. Others say against Apple. Whatever the case, this is no surprise, and big fish eats little fish business as usual for many industries.

From my own experience, Macromedia’s upgrade prices have always been aggressively high, so just maybe with Adobe’s large product and license base, those costs might come down. Also there is some hope of better product integration, for those who bounce from Adobe’s Illustrator and Photoshop to Macromedia’s Flash.

Story behind the story, the illustration above was originally designed and created in Flash, but WordPress 1.5 doesn’t integrate Flash files yet, so what you see is a substitute animated GIF. Maybe Adobe will buy WordPress, and fix that, but for what price? WordPress is currently free.

Quarterly publication CINEFEX celebrated its 100th issue recently with a panel interview with 50 of today’s leading visual effects professionals, including questions such as, “We have terrific visual effects in movies now. Is it possible we’re getting too much of a good thing?” John Gaeto of Matrix series renown states, “I would have liked half the shot load.” Instead, the whacky Agent Smith effects apparently influenced Kung Fu Hustle, the over the top spoof of kicking and flying action fight films.

Also discussed is the drift of visual effects from the cinematic aesthetic, into CG non-photographic looks. Virtual cameras, video game image assaults and I’d like a Raging Bull Monster drink with my popcorn dude!

Last night the San Francisco ACM SIGGRAPH Chapter hosted an evening with Walt Disney Feature Animation at Fort Mason’s Cowell Theater. Speaking straight from the mouse’s mouth, Disney Producer Don Hahn led the presentation. Don has been at the center of Disney’s animation renaissance, having produced Beauty and the Beast, The Lion King, The Hunchback of Notre Dame and Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

The audience of over 200 was treated to four previews of upcoming Disney 3D animated feature projects, Chicken Little, Rapunzel Unbraided, American Dog and A Day with Wilbur Robinson. With fresh stories and terrific looking design, Disney Animation is clearly entering the 3D Animated Feature horse race with all four legs galloping. Also in the works is Toy Story 3, so obviously no one at Disney is looking up to Pixar for their 3D animated bling bling supply.

Don described the story lines, inspirations and creative references of the features, followed by three senior Disney Animation staff member presentations and demoes of Look Development (3D surface texturing) software, Effects and Shot Finaling. Disney makes use of many third party tools, such as Maya, Shake, Photoshop and Renderman, as well as actively developing their own software for lighting, 3D painting, hair and fur control, and visual effects production.

The Disney group fielded questions from the audience, such as “How do you define family entertainment?” Don answered simply, “Something the entire family would enjoy.” The meeting concluded with refreshments and breakout discussions in the theater lobby, the crowd buzzing about the big things to come from Disney.

Soothingly advising customers about skin care, a flesh crawling musical jingle can be heard at this beauty products site. For the thick-skinned only, you’ve been forewarned!

CGTalk Forum has some very impressive discussion threads. Animators are observers, and they are impressed by good acting. Check out this thread: “I can’t believe **** was the dude in ****!!” which at this writing has nearly 17,000 viewings! Sounds like the basis for a good movie trivia game.

For example, I can’t believe Ray Milland was the dude in “The Thing With Two Heads!”