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General &Media &Money &Politics SpinMeister on 20 Mar 2005 12:05 pm

Tubular Times

In an act of compassionate brilliance, United State Congress ordered blood transfusions from steroid using baseball players into the brain-damaged Terry Schiavo. “It is the American Way, and darned good sportsmanship too, for the super strong to care for the super weak,” declared a congressman from New Mexico.

In a related story, weakened by high fuel prices, SUV owners stood vigil and prayed for government passage of a large oil transfusion from the Alaskan Wildlife Refuge.

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One Response to “Tubular Times”

  1. on 23 Mar 2005 at 9:51 am 1.Cecil Vortex said …

    Well there it is. I mean, really. There it all is.